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Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television
My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store
by Ninja assassin February 5, 2010
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DURS used sexting(like phone sex for texting) which means "Damn U R Sexy"
Text1: DURS shorty
text1 reply: I know I am boo
by Ninja assassin December 18, 2009
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