Definitions by Ninja Wink

snowboarding

When someone does a line of coke off a guy's penis.

Ben: So after finals what did you do?
Le: Went to an orgy and went snowboarding.

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The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

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