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China

China is how the 2019 flu started
China: *makes virus*
Every other country: not impressed
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
mugGet the Chinamug.

MY PC

DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
mugGet the MY PCmug.

mum

Mum. The UK-Yorkshire way of saying mom.
US Person: it’s mom
UK-Yorkshire Person: no, it’s mum
US Person: you are starting to piss me off
by Ninja Monke March 6, 2021
mugGet the mummug.

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