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Shlongitces
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It’s when your
penis
is always
HARD
it happens to about 0.124%
Americans
.
Doctor
glorp
: you have shlongitces
Someone no one knows:
wow
oh no I’m so bad
Shlongitces
by
Niggis
July 13, 2025