Nigel Tufnel's definitions

Whinge bucket

A whiney person. A prima donna who likes to whine and complain a lot.

Dont be such a whinge bucket!

by Nigel Tufnel January 31, 2005

Tres lame

Tres lame = very uncool

Tho opposite of "uber cool"

1. Crack is wack. Smack is tres lame!
2. St. Anger was tres lame!

by Nigel Tufnel January 7, 2005

I Want to Know What Love Is

Famous power ballad by Foreigner. If you only ever listen to one power ballad in your lifetime, listen to "Wind Of Change" by The Scorpions. But if you listen to two, check this one out.

I gotta take a little time,
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines,
In case I need it when I'm older
Now this mountain I must climb,
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shine,
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I'm gonna take a little time,
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide,
It looks like love
Has finally found me
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
(And I wanna feel)
I want to feel what love is
(And I know)
I know you can show me

by Nigel Tufnel January 29, 2005

Cawksucker

Cawksucker = cocksucker spelled fon-etically

You are a fucking cawksucker, ya cawksucker!

by Nigel Tufnel July 28, 2004

Suburbia

A bit like my town by the sound of things. A Shitheap. Home of morons, degenerates and sociopaths or just neurotic, bored bastards like me.

See movies such as SubUrbia (1996), The 'Burbs (1989)...

by Nigel Tufnel December 26, 2004

Wind of Change

Famous "Power Ballad" by The Scorpions. If you only ever listen to one power ballad in your lifetime, listen to this!

Wind Of Change

by Scorpions
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change

The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change

Chorus:
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
In the wind of change

Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever

I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
In the wind of change

The wind of change blows straight
Into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring
The freedom bell for peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
In the wind of change

by Nigel Tufnel January 29, 2005

11

1 louder, innit. The highest number in the world of rock. The ultimate rock n' roll number.

If you need that extra push over the cliff, turn it to 11!

1. These go to 11
2. 11 is one louder, innit?
3. My computer goes to 11

by Nigel Tufnel December 14, 2004