Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).
Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer
by Nigel Sanchez July 03, 2016
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