royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

bolus

a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.

i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.

by nige April 19, 2004

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by Nige September 17, 2003

scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

by Nige November 14, 2004