Niels Hoglund's definitions

Shiatsu-snooze

It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.

Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze

by Niels Hoglund June 7, 2009

Snobitch

a snobitch is a person who isn't just snobbish but actually takes pride in it, and is bitching about it.

She is such a snob that she wants the whole world to know how special she is. She's a real snobitch!

by Niels Hoglund May 23, 2009