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Eminent Lo Mein

When property, like a Chinese restaurant, is seized by the Chinese government to make way for another public-sector or private-sector enterprise and inadequate compensation, or no compensation at all, is paid to the owner of that property.

Alternatively, it would be a prize given to a professional Chinese chef who makes the best lo mein around.
When the Three Gorges Dam was built the Chinese government declared Eminent Lo Mein and thousands of Chinese restaurants were seized and shut down in order to make way for the new reservoir.

Hu Wang Fat makes the best lo mein in Albany, NY. He should receive an Eminent Lo Mein award Culinary Institute.
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Libberish

The gibberish spouted by liberals or the liberal media.
Liberals condemn Republicans as greedy businessmen who ship jobs overseas for cheap labor and then laud Democrats who import illegal aliens as cheap labor.

LIberals believe socialism is a good thing and then deny all proof that socialism results in the murder of millions and the impoverishment of nations while the government sucks up all the wealth.

LIberals denounce crime and racism, but if you point out that blacks commit ten times more crime than whites they call you a racist.

LIberals believe Biden when he says he wants to create jobs and pay no attention when he passes laws and regulations that destroy jobs, a good example being the tens of thousands of jobs destroyed when he illegally canceled the Keystone XL pipeline and violated the Takings Clause in the process.....and then claims to uphold the Constitution!

Liberals condemn police for carrying guns and killing criminals, but when they are attacked by criminals they call for the cops to come and kill them, and then wants the cops defunded.

Every example just given is contradictory and hypocritical, and is just so much liberal gibberish. Put these last two words together and you get "libberish."
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 13, 2021
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3M WOJ8

3M WOJ8 is another license plate that has been banned in a number of American states the first one being NY State. When viewed in the rear view mirror it says "blow me." Believed by some to be the second-best vulgar plate to have ever been issued by any state motor vehicle department, the first being 3M TA3.

This plate first appeared in 2005 before being revoked in 2007. It made a brief reappearance for a few months several years later after falling off of the DMV's banned list but was once again subsequently revoked.
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 26, 2013
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GISM

GISM is an acronym for Geographic Information System Map.
A geographic information system (GIS) is a computer system for capturing, storing, checking, and displaying data related to positions on Earth's surface. By relating seemingly unrelated data, GIS can help individuals and organizations better understand spatial patterns and relationships. Most of the information we have about our world contains a location reference: Where are USGS stream gauges located? Where was a rock sample collected?

When the GIS data is incorporated into a map it is referred to as a GIS map or a GISM.
by Nickelman from the boonies. August 5, 2022
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Seattle Stew

Seattle Stew is great tasting dish made from IKEA meatballs that have horse-meat in them. It could be eaten on the anniversary of the death of the famous racehorse called Seattle Slew out of either respect or disrespect.

Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.
I just ate some meatballs from IKEA and when I found out that I had done so I got to thinking about horses and then I remembered the legendary Seattle Slew. hence the name, Seattle Stew.
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 25, 2013
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aspookalypse

What happens when ghosts or spooks take over a major population center.
What happened in New York City was an aspookalypse; it is a ghost town caused by the Covid 19 lockdown. The streets and businesses are deserted and there has been a mass exodus.
by Nickelman from the boonies. November 19, 2020
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Chocolite

Black, negro, biracial, brown, mulatto.
I saw a gorgeous light-skinned black girl, obviously biracial. Lighter than dark chocolate but darker than white chocolate. More like chocolite.
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