ripe anus

Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.
1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)
by NickName4U May 02, 2006
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Fartpie

1: The unwilling consumption of anothers Gastral anomaly,
by planting ones bare ass on anothers face.
2: The willing consumption of a fart.
1:Bobby just made Joey eat a Fartpie!
2:I was eating my girlfriends ass out and ended up eating a Fartpie.
by NickName4U May 13, 2006
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