Nick Wagner's definitions

Beached Whale

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

Drink

A word who's meaning is similar to that of the words; fruit tart,fruit cake.

1 - A person acting irresponsibly or awkwardly.

2 - A fool.

3 - A pervert or harasser; someone who harasses people sexually or in another way.

*Commonly said among friends*

1 - You're such a drink.

2 - You actually think that drink is gonna steal that car?

3 - Don't touch me you drink.

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

Fruit Cake

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008