Definitions by Nick Wagner

Fruit Cake 

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

Fruit Cake by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

Beached Whale 

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

Beached Whale by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

Drink 

A word who's meaning is similar to that of the words; fruit tart,fruit cake.

1 - A person acting irresponsibly or awkwardly.

2 - A fool.

3 - A pervert or harasser; someone who harasses people sexually or in another way.

*Commonly said among friends*

1 - You're such a drink.

2 - You actually think that drink is gonna steal that car?

3 - Don't touch me you drink.

Drink by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008