2 definitions by Nick Kelly

the act of inserting ones penis into a vacuum
patrick pserded himself for 7 hours straight
by Nick Kelly October 15, 2007
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the act of waiting around the local elementary school with a red van and candy in hopes of abducting a small chid younger than 10 years old.
that creepy bald pedophile tried pserding at our elementary school yesterday.
by Nick Kelly October 15, 2007
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