Nick Hogman's definitions

Sextardation

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

Beer Panties

When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.

You going to party with us tonight bro or do you have your "Beer Panties" on?

by Nick Hogman January 8, 2009