Nick Folzie's definitions

TLOP

Acronym. Terminal Lack Of Pussy.

A condition that arises in heterosexual males (or, possibly, homosexual females) who have not had sexual intercourse in a long period of time.

Symptoms include irritability, lack of concentration,lowered standards, hairy palms and morning wood.

Pronounced "Tee-lop"

"Man, it's been six months since I got it on. I've got TLOP so bad, your mom's looking good!"

by Nick Folzie November 9, 2005