shmang

an undefined amount of grime that appears on clothes, skin etc especially after eating crisps or saucy foods.

Everytime I leave the cinema my hands are always covered in shmang.

by Nick Flanagan December 17, 2007

house husband

A man who acts tough but is actually a big sissy.

a coward

a sissy

Jeremy : 'What did you call me? I'm gonna kick your ass!'
Brian : 'Shut up Jeremy, we all know you're a big house husband'

by Nick Flanagan November 14, 2007