I told Bobby, "Peep this while I freak this." Then I went up to his bitch, worked some game, and took her into the bathroom, where I proceeded to slip her the sausage. Then I came out and laughed in his weak cracker face.
by Nick D April 05, 2003
Japanese People's Time, or early, since Japanese people are obsessed with being places on time and always show up early.
by Nick D February 15, 2003
Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
by Nick D November 11, 2003
Leonardo DiCaprio, who proclaimed this of himself in "Titanic". So obviously it's true. Bow down to the king. He also nailed Kate Winslet, which could be a good or bad thing depending on whether or not she was fat at that point.
George W. Bush wanted to declare war on Iraq, but before he could do so he had to consult the king of the world, who starred in "The Beach" and drives a Prius.
by Nick D July 13, 2004
1) the place where drugs are sold and pimpin' transactions are made. (I be up on the corner = I'm hustlin' and dealin')
2) the place where whores
2) the place where whores
1) "Who said I'm smokin' marijuana?
Who said I be up on tha corner?"
-Juvenile ("Mamma Got Ass")
I got my degree in slangin' crack rock from TCU, Tha Corner University.
2) "So what street corner does your mom work on these days?"
"2nd and Hanover."
"Yeah, I haven't banged that slut in a while."
Who said I be up on tha corner?"
-Juvenile ("Mamma Got Ass")
I got my degree in slangin' crack rock from TCU, Tha Corner University.
2) "So what street corner does your mom work on these days?"
"2nd and Hanover."
"Yeah, I haven't banged that slut in a while."
by Nick D May 14, 2003
by Nick D March 06, 2003
Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"
"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"
"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
by Nick D February 02, 2006