noun.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
stoner 1: "Dude look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 13, 2008
"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 31, 2008
verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 13, 2008