salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

NHL '93

The greatest hockey game ever created for the Sega Genesis.

"Dude, last night on NHL '93 I made Gretzky bleed on the ice, and took the Whalers' to the cup!"

by Nick Bockwinkle December 09, 2008

Junkyard Dog

1.n. Probably one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time. Mainly known for crawling in the ring like a dog and ramming his head into his opponents.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.

1. "Did you see that Junkyard Dog match against Papa Shango last night? That shit was tight!"
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008