Nick 's definitions

P Town

a city in the bay area of california called Pinole

p-town is the place for straight gangstas

by nick May 10, 2005

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

Para

queer sadistic bitch that lives on the streets and gets more from cibe in the gutter then she does from her boyfriend ;)

I thought i told the para to get off my dirt farm..

by Nick June 27, 2003

ohio

Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.

Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.

by Nick June 27, 2004

fur burgers

Yeah its from Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle

its reall a very very hair pussy... aka the "fur" part of it

The quote is really "Dude yeah im hungry for burgers, FUR BURGERS!"

by Nick April 5, 2005

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 3, 2008