spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 09, 2005

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 04, 2004

senark

Using multiple accounts to trick others into thinking you're more than one person.

Stop senarking. You're not fooling anyone.

by Nick April 12, 2004

Chevy

car hardly ever vacates yard

drive by a dealership or drive through town.

by nick September 11, 2003

mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

by nick January 10, 2004

Anus Putsch

the invasion of an anus by armed facists with the intent of over throwing the democratically elected anal governing council

Assdoph Shitler was sentanced to several years in prision after his failed 1931 Anus Putsch.

by Nick March 27, 2004

Lyrai

Don't mention the dagger.

<The_Capn> And we will never mention the dagger again.
<Lyrai> !@#@$%&#%!^@#
* Lyrai bites Capn's piratenads off.

by Nick March 09, 2004