Nick's definitions

yggdrasill

Smut Monkey. Can't keep themselves out of the gutter.

I was really looking forward to my dinner before that yggdrasill opened their gob

by Nick March 1, 2005

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004

Chevy

car hardly ever vacates yard

drive by a dealership or drive through town.

by nick September 11, 2003

mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

by nick January 10, 2004

Anus Putsch

the invasion of an anus by armed facists with the intent of over throwing the democratically elected anal governing council

Assdoph Shitler was sentanced to several years in prision after his failed 1931 Anus Putsch.

by Nick March 27, 2004

Corriearklet

(n.)
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognise each other and immediately pretend they haven't. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognising each other the whole length of the corridor.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Trogdor

mythical "wingaling" dragon, with lots of majesty, who burninates peasants, countrysides, and thatch-roofed cotages. Occasionally he will smite a Kerrek.

okay...the v's are consummate, not consonant. consummate means "perfect" or "immaculate", meaning that the teeth are made of perfect v's, which is why coach zee's attempts is so horrendous.

I said consummate v's! Consummate! Jeez...guy wouldn't know majesty if it jumped up and bit 'im in de face!

by Nick March 24, 2003