Definitions by Nicholas Anthony

Turdoment 

When you take a buddy dump with at least 3 friends and battle it out for the biggest turd.

I challenged Steve and Vinny to a turdoment.

Turdoment by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

Brown Recluse by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021