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Definitions by Niall Taylor

This word is a mix between a crank and a cunt.
You absolutely crunt
Crunt by Niall Taylor May 3, 2026
This fine word is a magnificent mix of the two fine words ‘ponce’ and “poof

The word and be used in any honorary situation it can also be used in any context

It’s just that magnificent
Matt and Barbara enter her front door when they see that her dog Gunther has dropped an a big ol’ turd perched on the living room sofa

“Oi that’s the lushous DFS sofa known to man you massive fucking cunting hairy poff!!!” Says Matt

*punts Gunther square in the jaw*
*chins and lamps Barbara clean on the spot then runs*
Poff by Niall Taylor September 5, 2019