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cable tv

A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.
I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.
by NewClear April 5, 2012
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