Newah 's definitions
Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*
by Newah August 9, 2021
Get the Sleeper carmug. If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
Get the Ninjamug.