Never The Qwappee's definitions

FalseQwap

A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.

Person: "What? Nevermind."

FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"

Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.

by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011

Qwap

The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and The Game , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .

Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"

Qwappee: "What?"

Qwapper: "Qwap."

Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*

-ALSO APPLIES TO-

CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"

SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."

CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.

by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011