2 definitions by Never The Qwappee
The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and The Game , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .
Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"
Qwappee: "What?"
Qwapper: "Qwap."
Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*
-ALSO APPLIES TO-
CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"
SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."
CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
Qwappee: "What?"
Qwapper: "Qwap."
Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*
-ALSO APPLIES TO-
CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"
SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."
CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
by Never The Qwappee April 3, 2011
A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.
Person: "What? Nevermind."
FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"
Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.
FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"
Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.
by Never The Qwappee April 3, 2011