Neilwill's definitions

Extreme IBS

A very rare form of IBS (idiotic Blenkinsop Sydrome). This medical condition impacts the lives of the patient and the poor git’s who are with a 10 mile radius. Shite flows from both ends for many years. Normal life becomes a imposable as a toilet must be close by at all times. The daily ring update to the soreness and gape is essential. Proven medical products only slow the shite from one end - orally there is no cure - plugging with a horse cock dildo is not advised due to detonation of the colon.

Brexit is great, shut up you crazy fool with your extreme IBS! Go rub some wasabi on your ring.

by Neilwill November 26, 2019

P'way hand shake

The P'way hand shake, is a sign given using three fingers on one hand in order to give an idea to another member of P'way that you would like to give that girl a P'way hand shake. The hand shake itself involves folding back the third finger with the thumb, thus creating the index and the middle finger together, with the little finger out on its on. This finger formation when giving the hand shake is then insterted into the young lady - 2 in the goo 1 in the poo style - and rattle arround.

I like that young lady, I'd give her a P'way hand shake.

or

Is she a team member? - yes she was given the P'way hand shake last night.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010