Neilson Smeilson's definitions

Pritzker Pit Stop

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.

We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.

by Neilson Smeilson October 25, 2020

cuckmobile

A vehicle used by one or more cucks to carry out their cuckery

Quick, to the cuckmobile Andrew!

by Neilson Smeilson April 24, 2020