1 definition by Neil Joshi
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To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).
To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).
"Look at Billy... he can hardly stand, but he's hoffin' that burger like a champ."
"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"
Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"
Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
by Neil Joshi June 4, 2007