Definitions by Ned Stoat

mutton carved as lamb 

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

mutton carved as lamb by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

don't piss me around 

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

don't piss me around by Ned Stoat November 28, 2013