Nbtful's definitions

mercury

When one testicle in a man's scrotum is very hot and the other is very cold, as if they are mimicking the two sides of the planer mercury.

John: Man, the pocket fan I had only blew as far as the right side of my body.
Jehoshaphat: Oh boy, that would be rough.
John: Yeah, it was a real mercury down there.

by Nbtful October 13, 2015