Definitions by NavyRhino

dirty calamari 

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

dirty calamari by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Ovaflap 

The excess egg edge portion of an omelet that contains none of the omelet's filling.

Jane was disappointed that her omelet seemed to have more ovaflap than cheese and green peppers.

Ovaflap by NavyRhino May 29, 2018