Nathan Scotland's definitions

clam-opener

A very attractive male who has little difficulty in instigating sexual relationships with females.

That guy is a a complete clam-opener. Man, I'm so jealous!

You are looking sharp today, like a top tier clam-opener!

by Nathan Scotland October 31, 2025

willymeter

A unit of measurement specific to measuring a penis (aka willy). A willymeter has no known conversion ratio to any other unit of measurement.

You want to know how big my penis is? Well... its about 16 willymeters, unless its cold outside.

by Nathan Scotland October 31, 2025