Definitions by Nathan Scotland

clam-opener

A very attractive male who has little difficulty in instigating sexual relationships with females.

That guy is a a complete clam-opener. Man, I'm so jealous!

You are looking sharp today, like a top tier clam-opener!

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A unit of measurement specific to measuring a penis (aka willy). A willymeter has no known conversion ratio to any other unit of measurement.

You want to know how big my penis is? Well... its about 16 willymeters, unless its cold outside.

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