Definitions by Nathan G. Baldwin

fiendfinder 

FEEND-FIND-er: n; a large, fragrant cloud of cigarette smoke exhaled into an entry way by someone who is has just smocrastinated. The cloud is normally signifigant enough to cause any smoker inside the building to want a cigarette, hence its locating ability. See also Smocrastinate.

I caught a whiff of a fiendfinder about ten o'clock and it's been driving me nuts ever since. I can't wait for lunch so I can go outside.

fiendfinder by Nathan G. Baldwin July 21, 2008

Smocrastinate 

smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
fiendfinder.

Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.

Smocrastinate by Nathan G. Baldwin July 14, 2008

fluck 

A common conjuction formed by combining the words "flying" and "fuck". Commonly employed in an attempt to demonstrate that the subject matter at hand bears so little consequence as not even to merit fully stating one's opinion.

"how about those red sox?"
" Dunno. They could win the world series and I wouldn't give a fluck"

fluck by Nathan G. Baldwin August 27, 2005

nastuglifat

Nasty, Ugly, and Fat all in one.

Man, that girl be nastuglifat.

nastuglifat by Nathan G. Baldwin June 7, 2005