muffin runner

Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.
Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.
by Nathan Blaszczyk January 13, 2008
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[fart yo self]

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self
fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"
by Nathan Blaszczyk January 13, 2008
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