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Dick-picked 

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
Dick-picked by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012
The electronic transfer of your genitals to another persons cellular device.
This girl I am talking to is pretty religious, but what the hell... I'm just gonna dickpic her anyways.

Dude, why did you dickpic my grandma?

She kept sending me all these smiley faces, so I took it as a sign to just go ahead and dicpic her.
Dickpic by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012