Definitions by Nancy Botwin
wildebeast
A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.
wildebeast by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008
potato
What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.
Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!
potato by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008