Nancy Botwin's definitions

potato

What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.

Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

wildebeast

A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.

Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008