Definitions by Nan slayers

john dinkleberry 

Typically a very fast, sexy man who could tackle the economy, his blue hair makes even Theresa’s look awful

How sexy is john dinkleberry

john dinkleberry by Nan slayers May 1, 2022

bob fletcher 

Usually has a crap ponytail or wears a head band a very slow and fat cdm, who gives the ball away and gets blamed for everything

Shut up Bob fletcher

bob fletcher by Nan slayers April 30, 2022

tiedus 

Typically bald and quite eggy, very fast but probably gay. Plays for the nans

Wow that guys nearly as bald as tiedus!

tiedus by Nan slayers April 30, 2022