Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.

"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"

by NZ Gary January 13, 2010

Sniffder

A cheeky drink, normally at a time that you would not normally have one.

Nipped into the pub for a sniffder on my way back to the office after lunch.

by NZ Gary August 19, 2015