Definitions by NMRB

ULB 

acronym for 'ultimate lax bro'

that dude has achieved helmet lettuce flowfection, and he's rockin a sweet lax pinnie. he is a ULB.

ULB by NMRB April 28, 2010

FMLIG

(Literally "Fuck my life is great.")

Can be used to indicate
a) simultaneous happiness and anxiety, or
b) just great happiness

I'm not writing my term paper that's due tomorrow because a hot BU girl is coming to visit me, and she's already drunk. FMLIG

FMLIG by NMRB December 6, 2009