NINE's definitions

Happy Fuck You Day

The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".

Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2.
Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!

by Nine December 17, 2004

creatures

Slang for crabs.

Creatures are creeping...

by nine February 18, 2004

Kerris

A very beautiful girl, with a wide personality. Kerris’s Have different friend groups constantly, and are usually very snarky. If you know a Kerris they will be loyal for a few years and then forget about you. Usually insecure and take the style of their best friend, and they hate it when a boy likes them. Sometimes rude to their parents to get what they want.

Dude:who do you like?
Dude #2:kerris
Dude:be careful she might leave you after 2 days

by Nine May 3, 2018

skitz

Wiping your finger on your sweaty ass/balls/vagine/underarm and then wiping it under an unknowing persons nose.

He was just standing in the line at the bank and I gave him a skitz.

by nine February 18, 2004

nine

the kid who aint cut

by nine September 28, 2003

Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

by nine February 18, 2004