NICK's definitions

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Super Senior

Taking five years or more of high school. during your 5th+ year you are a Super Senior. also known as being on the five year plan

John Smith failed again, looks like heas going to be a super senior!

by Nick January 3, 2004

hook

1. noun a hot girl or a friend
2. verb get together

Whats up hook.
Wanna go hook it at A-Langs

by Nick August 12, 2003

D.U.F.F

D.U.F.F stands for designated ugly fat friend

Kassie wants to feel good about herself so she has a D.U.F.F

by Nick November 22, 2004

bust yo ass

a phrase used to describe how hard core you just beet some one or are planning to beat some one

dude i'm going to bus yo ass

by nick December 1, 2004

Wonder Woman

verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.

by nick April 30, 2005

assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

by nick October 20, 2004