Definitions by NFL Jack
porn slam
the act of quickly slamming closed the top of your laptop when someone walks in the room to hide that you've been watching porn
bzitch
first known popular use was on the television show "Ugly Betty" as used by Betty's sister, Hilda. It means the same thing as "bitch" but softens it a little while adding some zing.
"That child was rude to anyone unfortunate enough to cross her path. She was a straight out bzitch."