Definitions by NCKnobster
Jet Black
One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
Jet Black by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Jungle Green
One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.
I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.
The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.
He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.
He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
Jungle Green by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Rutabaga Red
One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
Rutabaga Red by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
poody hair
There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.
The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.
That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.
I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.
That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.
I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
poody hair by NCKnobster February 23, 2011