The skillful art of sinking a turd which is floating in the crapper. Generally, heavy beer drinkers have been known to excel in this craft. This is due to their massive urine flow which greatly contributes to the destruction of the Stinkable Molly Brown. Not all heavy beer drinkers can master this fine art, as ninety-eight percent of heavy beer drinkers cannot maintain the concentration needed to effectively aim.
Being able to drink un-humanly amounts of lager, pilsner and stout, Arneson was internationally know for his ability to piss sink the biggest Stinkable Molly Brown.
I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
by NCKnobster April 13, 2011
A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.
I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.
Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.
Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.
Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
by NCKnobster April 21, 2011
One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.
The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.
That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.
I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.
That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.
I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
by NCKnobster February 23, 2011