NCKnobster's definitions

poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

by NCKnobster February 23, 2011

Sweet Potato Orange

One of the five basic turd colors, often mis-spelled "Sweet Potatoe Orange". This is the most common turd color varying in consistency depending on one diet. A Sweet Potato Orange is concidered to be a "healthy" turd, with the proper amount of bile to move smoothly through ones digestive tract, leaving little remnants on ones poop shoot.

Gerard felt like a million bucks, having just unloaded a humungous Sweet Potato Orange.

The house was permeated with the stench of his Sweet Potato Orange.

Having consumed carrots, acorn squash and pumpkin pie, he was sure he'd be blessed withg a Sweet Potato Orange the following morning.

Also see, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Ruttabaga Red

by NCKnobster March 23, 2011

antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.

AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.

by NCKnobster June 15, 2011

Jungle Green

One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.

I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.

The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.

He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011