Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.
After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.
Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.
Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
by NCKnobster March 11, 2011
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 07, 2011
verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about
"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."
by NCKnobster February 13, 2012
When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 06, 2011