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Definitions by NCKnobster

Mid-Night Brown 

One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.

This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.

The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.

I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
Mid-Night Brown by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Jungle Green 

One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.
I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.

The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.

He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
Jungle Green by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Rutabaga Red 

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
Rutabaga Red by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

poody hair 

a pubic hair
There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
poody hair by NCKnobster February 23, 2011