Definitions by Myth Ookami

secret pretend boyfriend 

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.

Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!

secret pretend boyfriend by myth ookami July 9, 2011

baby fear 

The prodigious fear of babies.

Jim was afraid to get too close to the small humans. He had the baby fear.

baby fear by Myth Ookami January 23, 2010