Oneness Pentacostals

Back-flipping, tongues-speaking baboons

Billy: WTF! Why is he doing back-flips and acting like a damn tool?

Fredrick: He's one of those oneness pentacostals.

by Mystery dink January 2, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

A dyke.

Jenna: Who's that dyke?

Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.

Jenna: Oh.

by Mystery Dink February 19, 2009