Definitions by Myrtle the Turtle

Shmoofle 

A dessert of the future that will cause many people to gain a crapload of weight.

That shmoofle was superb! I probably gained 1,000,000,000 pounds from eating it just now.

Shmoofle by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006

charnel 

deathlike, especially in association with keith

Keith's room had a charnel atmosphere due to the various skeletons and dead animals.

charnel by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006