Mylo Howard's definitions

sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.

oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

jamaican sunburn

when one mushroom slaps a ho until she is completely red, then explodes in her ass.

dude, at the spring break party, I totally gave this one chick a jamaican sunburn!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007