jamaican sunburn

when one mushroom slaps a ho until she is completely red, then explodes in her ass.
dude, at the spring break party, I totally gave this one chick a jamaican sunburn!
by Mylo Howard June 06, 2007
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sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.
oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!
by Mylo Howard June 06, 2007
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