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when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.
oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!
by Mylo Howard May 19, 2007

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when one mushroom slaps a ho until she is completely red, then explodes in her ass.
dude, at the spring break party, I totally gave this one chick a jamaican sunburn!
by Mylo Howard May 19, 2007

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