Definitions by Muxgasm Into Your Anoose

cumsturbate 

To masturbate using semen (cum). After ejaculating, one continues to stroke the penis using the newly-produced fluid as lubricant.

Cumsturbate until the semen dries to prolong the pleasure of a nice wank.

cumsturbate by Muxgasm Into Your Anoose December 10, 2012

financial geologist 

aka gold digger, it refers to a woman (or man) who "digs for riches" by entering into romantic relationships with ballers, doctors, and lawyers. Such an individual is more interested in your bank account, bling, status, or cocaine than you.

Girls cum to Harvard to learn how to become financial geologists.

financial geologist by Muxgasm into your Anoose May 3, 2011