dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 08, 2022

4am shitshow

A 4am shots how is when someone has been drinking, takes some laxative and sleeping pills. This unfortunate sequence of events results in shooting in the bed in the wee hours of the morning.

OMG!! My boyfriend pulled a 4am shitshow and he rolled all over in it!!!

by MuddyBottoms November 17, 2022

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020