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Ripsaw Simmons

Ripsaw Simmons was a fictitious grand master level lumberjack, the guy who you called when nobody else could get the job done. It was said that Simmons once sawed down two trees and a telephone pole while eating an ice cream cone at the same time.

Simmons appeared in the book The Pecan Tree by Matt Robinson.

That tree won't come down! Time to call Ripsaw Simmons.

Ripsaw Simmons by Ms_Goatcabin August 29, 2026